Hey Yall. Stella here. Its been so long.
A special welcome to the guys who have come to read this, perhaps in desperatel search for answers and for some literary gauze for their bleeding ears. Here's a glass of complimentary OJ (not simpson ^o^ lol) ..sit back,enjoy and reason with me.
SO...
A couple nights ago I was talking to this friend of mine who was totally frustrated with how much his "hotline" was blinging. I don't know how many of you get the whole Drake reference, but all it means is that girls kept blowing up his phone and he was pissed because they seemed so damn talkative.Now mind you, He's a hotboy of some sort. De real Gyal dem sugar. De gyal dem Lime Juice.. De gyal dem balamin...if you know what I mean.
*packs crude humour in a box and adjusts glasses to exemplify refinement*
There are a million and one reasons a woman would talk a lot. This is coming from a woman who got "too talkative" almost every year in her school report card.(and we're talking about from 2nd term grade K...till ...). Let's make sense of that simple experience, shall we?
Growing up, at that time, I was an only child and the social stimulation was what I can now consider to be on the relatively low side, considering how I blew up in loud banter when I discovered children at Infant school. (I went to preschool too, I use to play blocks a lot with this little Canadian boy that I liked..back den was blocks people..not talking..I like you..we sharing blocks) So back to Infant school- I talked because I was curious...and I was curious about what I liked.
So there it is- Women talk alot because they LIKE to. They also talk to you a lot because they LIKE YOU. Guys are out here trying to be mysterious and get women's attention in crazy ways, not understanding that by the time she cares enough to constantly interact with you...she likes you.
Noww...that doesn't necessarily mean like "hey Jerry, I think you're the one..let's ride off into the sunset and make babies"..Na.
A woman might talk to you a lot because she likes some or many things about you. Perhaps you give her great advice, she could like your mind.
When it comes to the point where her excessive talking has become downright annoying to you , its probably because you've made it clear that you can be that escape for her, without fear of being shut down due to her babbling over emotional "bullshit" as you may have registered in your mind by now.
I'm talking out the female mind now. Stay with me guys..Yall now how it gets in these parts...
So
In our attempt to find out whether our affections are misguided-we need to conduct a thorough check on you and there is so much a homegirl can learn about a guy through his friends...who will naturally paint him out in gold, before she approaches the source and picks his mind.
Going back to my school reference- We talk to you because we're curious. Not only that- we probably already like you, so whether you respond with one of the most basic responses, we're still able to take that and run with it..and then float over to our girlfriends and tell them how amazing we feel..just because..you exist..and you said.."yeh, Irie cool, Wednesday then " and you throw that sleezeball kissywink emoticion. Leme tell you, after she's talked her butt off to her friends about you....that kissy wink emoticon and your open ended message is all the Ricola she needs. SOU-LAJ-MUH PO MAL- GORJ.
Of the thousands of women I have encountered..through personal relationships..and by simple observation-Most of us have developed a way to make men swerve. If we can't stand him- we know how to make him get lost or leave us the hell alone. We know how to keep running, till he burns out from the chase. We all cousins to Usain in the Caribbean anyway.Some have refined this skill more than others though. There are women who struggle to treat a man like shit or just chase him off when they know he might have some inclination towards them. We're not trying to screw up the pond and put more douchebags in it. We wana tell you...we'll date you when you gather the 7 dragon balls and marry Picolo.... in a nice way... Point is, we don't waste much time "talking" to men we don't give a rasshole about.
We talk because you're interesting. We talk because we're curious. We talk because you got a nice vibe and you're unintentionally pulling us in. We talk because we've dreamed about our husbands from the time we watched princess movies as a child..and despite your lack of symmetrical features..we thing you might be him..and we'll be damned if we play the part of Sleeping Beauty, sleep on us and let you pass us by. (Doh sleep!)..We talk to you (excessively) because we're enamored by everything that is you..your "piercing stare" into space that makes you look like such an intellectual..*which could truly be you wondering when last you eat cause your belly making dem kinda drastic loud rope*..and so sprung are some of us when we're babbling that it could be because of your perfume which wrapped a damn noose around our necks..and we can't walk not one shit step away.
There are also women who will engage men because they are determined to eradicate at least one ouce of ignorance in a guy as service to man kind and if you're around a woman with a big enough ego- she will challenge you tooth and nail and before you know it..you've both developed muscles in your jaws thicker than Qwagmyer's buff arm after sitting in the house for too long..watching *bloops*
Women tend to find security in an opinionated man- If he has thoughts, he mayyy have principle ..Yeh??? Principle is good..He has principle. CHECK. So even though we may be combative at first, it could be one of two things, she's reveling at your resistance and your output of consistent and good perspective orr..she's blown away that you've been walking around like such an ass for so long..and she can't have you leave, having known her, not being less of the ass she first met you as.
So beside that exception- I'm inclined to think its because we like you. In what capacity, that's up to you to decide based on your interaction with said JabberJaw female. She could like you because you're a safe place to deposit her feelings-she feels safe with you and trusts you. She likes your mind and appreciates your perspective on life..and soo she will run most of her life through you mental filter. Its only because you have a significant influence on her bearing.
So get a grip guys..It not that complicated. Now that I've addressed your oblivion, that will be $99.99 plus S+H.
I hope that this was as therapeutic for you as it was for me.
Love You.
Sometimes Silly, Always Soulful
Stella.
A special welcome to the guys who have come to read this, perhaps in desperatel search for answers and for some literary gauze for their bleeding ears. Here's a glass of complimentary OJ (not simpson ^o^ lol) ..sit back,enjoy and reason with me.
SO...
A couple nights ago I was talking to this friend of mine who was totally frustrated with how much his "hotline" was blinging. I don't know how many of you get the whole Drake reference, but all it means is that girls kept blowing up his phone and he was pissed because they seemed so damn talkative.Now mind you, He's a hotboy of some sort. De real Gyal dem sugar. De gyal dem Lime Juice.. De gyal dem balamin...if you know what I mean.
*packs crude humour in a box and adjusts glasses to exemplify refinement*
There are a million and one reasons a woman would talk a lot. This is coming from a woman who got "too talkative" almost every year in her school report card.(and we're talking about from 2nd term grade K...till ...). Let's make sense of that simple experience, shall we?
Growing up, at that time, I was an only child and the social stimulation was what I can now consider to be on the relatively low side, considering how I blew up in loud banter when I discovered children at Infant school. (I went to preschool too, I use to play blocks a lot with this little Canadian boy that I liked..back den was blocks people..not talking..I like you..we sharing blocks) So back to Infant school- I talked because I was curious...and I was curious about what I liked.
So there it is- Women talk alot because they LIKE to. They also talk to you a lot because they LIKE YOU. Guys are out here trying to be mysterious and get women's attention in crazy ways, not understanding that by the time she cares enough to constantly interact with you...she likes you.
Noww...that doesn't necessarily mean like "hey Jerry, I think you're the one..let's ride off into the sunset and make babies"..Na.
A woman might talk to you a lot because she likes some or many things about you. Perhaps you give her great advice, she could like your mind.
When it comes to the point where her excessive talking has become downright annoying to you , its probably because you've made it clear that you can be that escape for her, without fear of being shut down due to her babbling over emotional "bullshit" as you may have registered in your mind by now.
I'm talking out the female mind now. Stay with me guys..Yall now how it gets in these parts...
So
In our attempt to find out whether our affections are misguided-we need to conduct a thorough check on you and there is so much a homegirl can learn about a guy through his friends...who will naturally paint him out in gold, before she approaches the source and picks his mind.
Going back to my school reference- We talk to you because we're curious. Not only that- we probably already like you, so whether you respond with one of the most basic responses, we're still able to take that and run with it..and then float over to our girlfriends and tell them how amazing we feel..just because..you exist..and you said.."yeh, Irie cool, Wednesday then " and you throw that sleezeball kissywink emoticion. Leme tell you, after she's talked her butt off to her friends about you....that kissy wink emoticon and your open ended message is all the Ricola she needs. SOU-LAJ-MUH PO MAL- GORJ.
Of the thousands of women I have encountered..through personal relationships..and by simple observation-Most of us have developed a way to make men swerve. If we can't stand him- we know how to make him get lost or leave us the hell alone. We know how to keep running, till he burns out from the chase. We all cousins to Usain in the Caribbean anyway.Some have refined this skill more than others though. There are women who struggle to treat a man like shit or just chase him off when they know he might have some inclination towards them. We're not trying to screw up the pond and put more douchebags in it. We wana tell you...we'll date you when you gather the 7 dragon balls and marry Picolo.... in a nice way... Point is, we don't waste much time "talking" to men we don't give a rasshole about.
We talk because you're interesting. We talk because we're curious. We talk because you got a nice vibe and you're unintentionally pulling us in. We talk because we've dreamed about our husbands from the time we watched princess movies as a child..and despite your lack of symmetrical features..we thing you might be him..and we'll be damned if we play the part of Sleeping Beauty, sleep on us and let you pass us by. (Doh sleep!)..We talk to you (excessively) because we're enamored by everything that is you..your "piercing stare" into space that makes you look like such an intellectual..*which could truly be you wondering when last you eat cause your belly making dem kinda drastic loud rope*..and so sprung are some of us when we're babbling that it could be because of your perfume which wrapped a damn noose around our necks..and we can't walk not one shit step away.
There are also women who will engage men because they are determined to eradicate at least one ouce of ignorance in a guy as service to man kind and if you're around a woman with a big enough ego- she will challenge you tooth and nail and before you know it..you've both developed muscles in your jaws thicker than Qwagmyer's buff arm after sitting in the house for too long..watching *bloops*
Women tend to find security in an opinionated man- If he has thoughts, he mayyy have principle ..Yeh??? Principle is good..He has principle. CHECK. So even though we may be combative at first, it could be one of two things, she's reveling at your resistance and your output of consistent and good perspective orr..she's blown away that you've been walking around like such an ass for so long..and she can't have you leave, having known her, not being less of the ass she first met you as.
So beside that exception- I'm inclined to think its because we like you. In what capacity, that's up to you to decide based on your interaction with said JabberJaw female. She could like you because you're a safe place to deposit her feelings-she feels safe with you and trusts you. She likes your mind and appreciates your perspective on life..and soo she will run most of her life through you mental filter. Its only because you have a significant influence on her bearing.
So get a grip guys..It not that complicated. Now that I've addressed your oblivion, that will be $99.99 plus S+H.
I hope that this was as therapeutic for you as it was for me.
Love You.
Sometimes Silly, Always Soulful
Stella.
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