1. Remember.Black Under white. If you're wearing a white shirt/pants,you should wear plain black underwear.Not black with pink trimmings or black and white..or more black than the other colours on there.JUST BLACK-PLAIN BLACK,because people can see colours under white.
2.Carry a mini lint roller if you're wearing cotton clothing or poly-cotton blend or black or any piece of clothing that has been washed one too many times(it could just be a trait of the fabric though) and is prone to lint. If you don't have photography lighting in your room-which most of us don't,the n the sun is your best bet at revealing a mass lint party happening on your clothes which seemed spotless not to long ago when you were primping in your room.
3. Do not whip your face with white two ply or three ply tissue at any even that has glow in the dark lighting. Glow in the dark lighting has a way of creeping up on you and its not always in the club so don't think you're excused. Those little residue balls are going to be stuck to your face like white on rice.
4. If you're going to do a number two always remember to look for the white stuff first! Never ever ever sit on a toilet at a social event -
...first,because public toilets are gross and a habour everyone's butt germs &
...two..well I'm sure you understand the frustration when you're at home and you go, only to realize after that you're out of toilet paper. Now,we could only imagine the horror if an unexpected number two were to um-bray you in public-and imagine is all we'll do because ...*smh* Nope ,that's not going to be us.
5.Be reluctant to release your best crocodile grin after a hearty and chewy dinner. Most of the foods that can get stuck between teeth except the dreaded chewed white bread-are dark. and I'm assuming your teeth are white.Your teeth ARE white..right? Well the food that's going to turn your face red (and your date's eyes away in sheer disgust) is more than likely dark..like salad greens or beef.Point is-don't go smiling from ear to ear after a meal unless you're sure you don't have friends between your teeth trying to make a guest appearance.
6. If you're wearing a sleeveless or short sleeves black top ,PUT YOUR DEODORANT ON AFTER you have the top on, and please remember to put it on after.It is so easy to forget.Unless you're an "expert roll-on application-pull your shirt down without getting the zebra stripes on the sides NINJA"..then this tip might save you as it has saved me on many occasions.
*Gasp!* DAYEMM GIRLLL!
7. If you're a natural,who uses black beeswax on occasion,make enemies with everything and everyone ,including your shoulders till it is washed out of your hair. It gives great black shine and hold to curly hair,especially for those of us who inherited mildly mongoose coloured hair from our parents. Black beeswax however is very unsightly on school collars and shirts.
It looks like you're wearing a dirty shirt(if you're not careful)-how unfair,considering you're making a concerted effort to look fresh.."beeswaxing" your fro n ish.
8. Test your perfume.Some scents (I suppose the cheaper ones,or maybe how any perfume reacts to the fabric you're wearing) can leave "pee marks".Those little territory marking circles that pin point exactly where you sprayed yourself YET no matter how hot it gets outside, 98 degrees wouldn't be enough to evaporate it. Its easy to get those,but be sure to mist yourself at a fair distance ,if that is,you're the perfume on clothes as oppose to perfume on skin type.
9.Oh yeh & last but not least-as a deeply passionate lotion enthusiast- "Cream your skin,'specially your ankles and put a lil petroleum jelly on your heals if you have dry cracking heels 'n might I suggest a good pedicure.They work wonders for stress levels,primarily-mine.
Feel free to share your tips in the comments below.Would love to hear what you guys think and the tips you have.
As Usual,
Keeping it Soulful X
Stella:)
2.Carry a mini lint roller if you're wearing cotton clothing or poly-cotton blend or black or any piece of clothing that has been washed one too many times(it could just be a trait of the fabric though) and is prone to lint. If you don't have photography lighting in your room-which most of us don't,the n the sun is your best bet at revealing a mass lint party happening on your clothes which seemed spotless not to long ago when you were primping in your room.
3. Do not whip your face with white two ply or three ply tissue at any even that has glow in the dark lighting. Glow in the dark lighting has a way of creeping up on you and its not always in the club so don't think you're excused. Those little residue balls are going to be stuck to your face like white on rice.
4. If you're going to do a number two always remember to look for the white stuff first! Never ever ever sit on a toilet at a social event -
...first,because public toilets are gross and a habour everyone's butt germs &
...two..well I'm sure you understand the frustration when you're at home and you go, only to realize after that you're out of toilet paper. Now,we could only imagine the horror if an unexpected number two were to um-bray you in public-and imagine is all we'll do because ...*smh* Nope ,that's not going to be us.
5.Be reluctant to release your best crocodile grin after a hearty and chewy dinner. Most of the foods that can get stuck between teeth except the dreaded chewed white bread-are dark. and I'm assuming your teeth are white.Your teeth ARE white..right? Well the food that's going to turn your face red (and your date's eyes away in sheer disgust) is more than likely dark..like salad greens or beef.Point is-don't go smiling from ear to ear after a meal unless you're sure you don't have friends between your teeth trying to make a guest appearance.
*Gasp!* DAYEMM GIRLLL!
7. If you're a natural,who uses black beeswax on occasion,make enemies with everything and everyone ,including your shoulders till it is washed out of your hair. It gives great black shine and hold to curly hair,especially for those of us who inherited mildly mongoose coloured hair from our parents. Black beeswax however is very unsightly on school collars and shirts.
It looks like you're wearing a dirty shirt(if you're not careful)-how unfair,considering you're making a concerted effort to look fresh.."beeswaxing" your fro n ish.
8. Test your perfume.Some scents (I suppose the cheaper ones,or maybe how any perfume reacts to the fabric you're wearing) can leave "pee marks".Those little territory marking circles that pin point exactly where you sprayed yourself YET no matter how hot it gets outside, 98 degrees wouldn't be enough to evaporate it. Its easy to get those,but be sure to mist yourself at a fair distance ,if that is,you're the perfume on clothes as oppose to perfume on skin type.
9.Oh yeh & last but not least-as a deeply passionate lotion enthusiast- "Cream your skin,'specially your ankles and put a lil petroleum jelly on your heals if you have dry cracking heels 'n might I suggest a good pedicure.They work wonders for stress levels,primarily-mine.
Feel free to share your tips in the comments below.Would love to hear what you guys think and the tips you have.
As Usual,
Keeping it Soulful X
Stella:)
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